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Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
13 Quick jokes to make you groan
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
>Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They
>Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>A Stick
8. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>Subordinate Clauses.
9. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
>Frostbite.
10. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>A Nervous Wreck.
11. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>Anyone Can Roast Beef.
12. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
>Right Where You Left Him.
13. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>Because They Have Big Fingers.
>Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They
>Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>A Stick
8. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>Subordinate Clauses.
9. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
>Frostbite.
10. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>A Nervous Wreck.
11. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>Anyone Can Roast Beef.
12. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
>Right Where You Left Him.
13. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>Because They Have Big Fingers.
Top answer
LOL! They are simple and funny. I llike them!
- LOL!
- They are simple and funny.
- I llike them!
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14. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
>"Is that you, mommy?"
15. What do prisoners use to call each other?
>Cell phones.
16. What do you get from a pampered cow?
>Spoiled milk.
17. Where do polar bears vote?
>The North Pole.
18. What dog keeps the best time?
>A watch dog.
19. What did the water say
>"Is that you, mommy?"
15. What do prisoners use to call each other?
>Cell phones.
16. What do you get from a pampered cow?
>Spoiled milk.
17. Where do polar bears vote?
>The North Pole.
18. What dog keeps the best time?
>A watch dog.
19. What did the water say
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- What did the father buffalo say to his son on this first day of school?
Bison...
- There is a muffin and a Potato in the oven. The muffin says to the potato - "Wow, it's getting hot in here".
The potato says "Holy cow, a talking muffin!"
Bison...
- There is a muffin and a Potato in the oven. The muffin says to the potato - "Wow, it's getting hot in here".
The potato says "Holy cow, a talking muffin!"
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Even though I didn't understand all of them, I must say these were so funny 
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, it won't come anyway!!
Doesn't matter, it won't come anyway!!
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