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Hi there,

'The other day my husband and I went into town
and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When
we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went Up
to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving us senior citizens a
break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
t**d. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tyres.'

Is t**d toad?