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Matress Posted 20 years ago
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In grammar never say never.

In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I."

Student: I is the ...

Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I." Always put 'am' after "I."

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
  

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hey Matress, interesting joke regards,

  • hey Matress, interesting joke regards,
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hey Matress,

interesting joke Emotion: big smile

regards,
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Teachers should never cut the students when they are not finished.[Y]
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This makes me think of my english teacher ;-)
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adomi Teachers should never cut the students when they are not finished.[Y]
Except in math, where they failed to apply distributive properly or forgot to put a negative sign. Seriously, you don't want them to do a lot of lines for nothing.

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